Today marks the official beginning of the campaigning for this man, the myth, the legend. He is none other than the world's best bell coordinator, Brian Versyp. For those of you that aren't familiar with Brian and his work let me fill you in...
Birth place: lobby of the Notell Motel out on route 66
Birth name: Elijah Mo Cephus (Yes, he was born with the stash)
Parents names: Bonnie and Clyde
Elementary education: School of Hard Knocks
Secondary education: Bellmen School of Coordinatorship
Brian was educated in the finer points of bell coordinating during his tenure at the "Peli Bro". According to legend, Brian was the "backbone of the joint". As the story goes, Brian once carried two women golfers on his shoulders and a 12 pack of Miller Bri-life in his mouth for an entire 36 holes. From his fame and fortune at "Peli Bro", Brian was duped into joining the Bell Team. Our very own Bell Team member, Adam Gerhard (Tool) , convinced Brian to join the team. According to Adam all Brian had to do was "sit there and anwer the phones." The legend was able to think outside the "bell stand" and took his job to a whole new level. He STOOD there and answered the phones. Sitting is not in Brian's vocabulary. Brian "wowedTM" the bell team by breaking a long-held "answer the phone before three rings" record which was at 321. Brian still has yet to allow the streak to come to an end (at the time this article went to press, the streak was at an unfathomable 1,638, oh wait, he just did it again, 1639. Simply amazing!
A flashy record is not why we want Brian to be the Master of The Year. It is not even the fact that he loves puppies and two-for-$0.99 monster tacos from jack-in-the-box. No, the reason we want Brian is because he is too tall to kiss butt, but is not too tall to stoop down and help out the little man, aka Jesse Watkins.
The legend knows Orange County as well as he does pomegranates ( his favorite fruit). He has lived throughout this "sick" county his whole life; consequently, he has had countless neighbors. Brian exemplifies a humble person by graciously greeting each of his neighbors both past and present.
For some reason or another, he has developed an insatiable taste for VIP deliveries, the BOLTS, single malt scotch, tequilla, and anything else that can be ferminted (including pruno)!! But don't let that take anything away from his ability to coordinate like none other.
Although he is a terrible prognasticator of sports outcomes ("The Pats are going to lose. The Pats are going to lose."), he is, as fore-mentioned, the man, the myth, and the legend that neighbors from all corners of the world adore.
He IS... BRIAN VERSYP - BRAH!!!!!
Birth place: lobby of the Notell Motel out on route 66
Birth name: Elijah Mo Cephus (Yes, he was born with the stash)
Parents names: Bonnie and Clyde
Elementary education: School of Hard Knocks
Secondary education: Bellmen School of Coordinatorship
Brian was educated in the finer points of bell coordinating during his tenure at the "Peli Bro". According to legend, Brian was the "backbone of the joint". As the story goes, Brian once carried two women golfers on his shoulders and a 12 pack of Miller Bri-life in his mouth for an entire 36 holes. From his fame and fortune at "Peli Bro", Brian was duped into joining the Bell Team. Our very own Bell Team member, Adam Gerhard (Tool) , convinced Brian to join the team. According to Adam all Brian had to do was "sit there and anwer the phones." The legend was able to think outside the "bell stand" and took his job to a whole new level. He STOOD there and answered the phones. Sitting is not in Brian's vocabulary. Brian "wowedTM" the bell team by breaking a long-held "answer the phone before three rings" record which was at 321. Brian still has yet to allow the streak to come to an end (at the time this article went to press, the streak was at an unfathomable 1,638, oh wait, he just did it again, 1639. Simply amazing!
A flashy record is not why we want Brian to be the Master of The Year. It is not even the fact that he loves puppies and two-for-$0.99 monster tacos from jack-in-the-box. No, the reason we want Brian is because he is too tall to kiss butt, but is not too tall to stoop down and help out the little man, aka Jesse Watkins.
The legend knows Orange County as well as he does pomegranates ( his favorite fruit). He has lived throughout this "sick" county his whole life; consequently, he has had countless neighbors. Brian exemplifies a humble person by graciously greeting each of his neighbors both past and present.
For some reason or another, he has developed an insatiable taste for VIP deliveries, the BOLTS, single malt scotch, tequilla, and anything else that can be ferminted (including pruno)!! But don't let that take anything away from his ability to coordinate like none other.
Although he is a terrible prognasticator of sports outcomes ("The Pats are going to lose. The Pats are going to lose."), he is, as fore-mentioned, the man, the myth, and the legend that neighbors from all corners of the world adore.
He IS... BRIAN VERSYP - BRAH!!!!!
3 comments:
He has my vote! Just don't let him deliver it to the wrong room!
:)
This is really funny...way to blog, guys!
Julie, you watch yourself...I don't trust these guys! I don't want to have to go down there and kick their butts...
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