"Ahoy you tools!" (a Brian-ism). First of all, we would like to draw your attention to the fresh and new poll that is located in the upper right-hand corner of our page. This is the Primaries and it is vital that you vote. You may be thinking "I am only one person, my vote will not matter," but we would hate to tell Brian that he didn't win because of you! And besides, when he doesn't get his way, he forgets to drink his Goji juice, resulting in irritability, bloating, bags under his eyes, and a chemical dependancy on red bulls and funions. As you can see from the picture to the right, bloating really shows on Brian. He also doesn't look good in vertical stripes on shirts (make him look too wirey), but I digress. We have also added some of Brian's endorsements to the page. Please let us know if we can add your name and a nugget of wisdom.
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Listen here guys!!
I am Julie's father and I protect and take care of her...all my relatives are Italians...you know what I mean?
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